Higly Visible, Long-Lasting Vinyl Anti-Tailgating Bumper Stickers. Hilarious 2 Pack 3×9 in Funny Driving Decals. Strong Adhesive. Stick Joke Driver Labels on Cars, Trucks, Minivans and Other Vehicles
$10.99
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Price: $10.99
(as of Apr 01, 2026 22:57:44 UTC – Details)
Super clear and visible decals alert other drivers that you won’t tolerate aggressive driving.
Our extra large 3in x 9in sticker is made to be easily seen. With crisp, readable text and bold black and white coloring other drivers, passengers, and pedestrians will be able to see your clever way of telling other drivers to behave.
Our durable weather and scratch resistant vinyl decal is the perfect addition to your vehicle and will help ensure tailgate drivers stay at bay!
Don’t replace your bumper stickers year after year. Our easily readable sticker with a vibrant, glossy finish is made with high quality ink to be fade resistant. The vinyl quote decals can withstand UV rays, rain and snow for years.
Will it fade, warp or change shape?
All our products are tried and tested! Made in USA from high-quality adhesive vinyls, they will retain their color and shape, even after months of use! Specially designed to withstand adverse weather, these decals will attract a lot of hilarity and attention.
How do I use these?
Installation is quick and easy! For best results, use on a non-porous surface. Simply clean and dry the area where you’d paste it, peel the adhesive backing off of the sticker and stick it on. Start from one side and remove any bubbles that pop up while sticking it on.
What’s in the box?
You will receive (1) \ If You Can Read This I’m About To Hit My Brakes\ and (1) \ The Closer You Get The Slower I Drive\ black and white bumper stickers of size 9\ x 3\ each.
BRIGHT, SUPER NOTICEABLE STICKERS. Sometimes other drivers just aren’t aware of how bad they are at driving. Our sticker with bold black and white lines stands out against your car, truck, van, or motorcycle making other motorists aware they’re behaving poorly.
PERFECT GIFT FOR ALL DRIVERS. This Made in USA self-adhesive sticker with premium glossy print makes for the perfect secret santa present for all genders – men and women alike. Gift it to a friend, mom, dad, brother, sister or coworker.
SATISFACTION ASSURED FOR LIFE! We stand behind all of our funny mens stocking stuffers. If you’re not 100% COMPLETELY SATISFIED, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right!
STRONG ADHESIVE MEANS IT WILL STICK EVERYWHERE. Ultra strong adhesive will hold on to any non porous surface like a charm! Place this American made sticker outdoors on your bike, windshields, motorcycles, bumpers, glass windows, metal – anywhere!
EXTRA STRONG, WATERPROOF STICKER WON’T PEEL OR FADE. These durable, colored stickers are practical and sturdy with crack and peel backing too – water and UV light won’t damage the glossy decal surface. It will retain color and shape everywhere!
DMM –
Not a bumper sticker! Will not last. *Review change, Edit below*
Doesn’t last long. Had it on my car for 3 weeks and already the decal is falling apart. Not worth it.Edit: the seller is amazing and offered a full refund on my order. With that being said, I am willing to give them another try!!! Customer service from them is literally the best I have ever experienced here on Amazon and you can tell they really try hard to make their customers happy and they do not write off their customers like some would. Truly, I appreciate their compassion toward satisfied customers! Thank you!
Suzanne Hanson –
Sometimes you need a sign
Nice way to let tailgaters know you will react to how close they get
Bossbaby –
Great product
Love it because now people keep their distance from being on my tail when driving lol they can actually read it it’s not small small it’s medium sized so it’s visible.
sashasenergybus –
Good quality sticks well
Stands out and pretty funny I like it haha
mary blake –
Lasts long
Good quality. Lasts longer than expected
Emma_Babyy –
Excited 😊
Got it for my boyfriend for his car for Xmas something he’ll like lol 😆. He’s my weirdo love him so much got him actually 3 different stickers in total and clothes for Xmas.
Dianne –
More Effective Than A “Baby on Board” Sign
I live in NYC and this bumper sticker is like a mosquito repellant for tailgaters. I laugh whenever a car tailgates me then immediately backs off or switches to another lane. I’ve had a “Baby on Board” sign for over a year now and from experience, tailgaters don’t care if there’s a baby in a car but they do care if a car is going too slow. Now I can drive in peace, especially when my little one is in the car.
Adrienne –
I drive for a living
This product has gotten the tailgaters away from me. It has also gotten me cussed out by two angry men who called me out of my name because perhaps they like to drive close to people to make up for an anatomical shortcoming they have. I love this product, and I hope it continues to piss non driving jerks off.
Lewis MacFarlane –
bought this on helmet and its funny and cool
fiona and Charlie –
I put one sticker on top of the other so it reads – “If you can read this. The closer you get, the slower I drive”. Covered the part about braking.
AudreyMasson –
conforme a la description, je m’attendais a un peu plus gros parcontre
patrica Willan –
They should be bigger, plus they don’t quite lay completely flat, so small pockets of dirt gets in.
Sheryl –
Worked as it should